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Ascii Cat : Saying HI : orkut scrap

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Cute ascii doll (a ascii girl)

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Note: Post as it is on orkut and should look fine there.

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Filed in Orkut/Facebook, Pofile & Introduction material |

I am proud being Panjabi(Punjabi orkut profile)

♥☼ R0SES ARE RED,
PUNJABIZ ARE BR0WN,
THATS MY RACE,
S0 I PUT IT D0WN,
MY PUNJABI PRIDE,
I WILL N0T HIDE,
MY PUNJABI RACE,
I WILL N0T DISGRACE,
MY PUNJABI BL00D FL0WS H0T & TRUE,
MY PUNJABI PEEPZ I WILL STAND BY Y0U, (more…)

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I care for you in my own strange way!

Friendship doesn’t get closer by meeting
but is only sweetened by thought.
I care for you in my own strange ways,
which u’ll nvr know & i’ll nvr show
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Filed in Caring SMS, Friendly Messages-Scraps, Friendship SMS, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT |

Try them when engine is running


A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute.”

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
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Top 25 things to post in profile orkut

Top 25 Things that I Like : -

1)To laugh out when something hurts in my heart.

2)To write shayaris in lonliness.

3)To listen to songs when alone.

4)To read books late nite when sleep is away.

5)To go to bed & watch radium stars on my ceiling and to listen to soft songs while it rains outside.

6)To weep the way no one can understand.

7)To wait for person till they realise my importance.

8)To receive a call from someone, I don’t see a lot, but one whom I want to see.

9)To play with kids to realise the lost meaning of innocense in todays world.
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People talking behind your back

Think Positive

If people talk behind your back
wat does that mean???” Simple it
means “You are two steps ahead of them.”
Keep Smiling…Think positive.
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Get me another beer before… (Joke for orkut)

Beer Belly

A married man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’

The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
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Friendship Tree (a poem)


Come and sit, sit with me,
Under the shade of the Friendship Tree.

I hope by now you can clearly see,
Just how much you mean to me.

Your love and support has set me free,
So I can become all that I was meant to be.
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Filed in Orkut/Facebook, Scrapping Shayari |


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