Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for
the answer.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to
me.
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher.
Yes, I know you.”
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Are you tired of the many greetings that come up such as
Hi,
Hello,
Gud AM,
Gud PM,
have a nice day and so on?
So now here comes my newest line.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
DID YOU BATH TODAY?
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Dekhi hazaron mehfil par yeh fiza kuch aur hai,
Jalwe dekhe hai hazaro par aapki ada kuch aur hai,
Waise to dekhe hai Bandar
Lekin aapke KHEL kuch aur hai…
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Chaman standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Aman says: Chaman mar javega be!!
(more…)

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I’m
J - JOKING

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

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