Lesson of Love - JOKE-Kisse pyar karo ?
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se
program karo pados wali se
ankh ladao Sali se
love karo dilwali se aur
maar khao ghar walli se.
Submitted by : Shrya
Jai Mata Di-Jai Mata Di Joke
TEACHER BACCHHO SE: BOLE DO DUNI CHAR
BACCHHE DHEERE SE : DO DUNI CHAR
TEACHER GUSSE SE: ZOR SE BOLE
BACCHHE : JAI MATA DI
Submitted by : Aditya Jain
Fresh new Insult Joke on SMS
I Heard A Joke So Funny!
He He He.
I Can’t Stop Laughing.
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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The License of Haathi-English ant & elephant joke
Another Haathi cheenti Joke from smsnshayari.com
Once Haathi and Cheenti were riding on their motor bikes, they were driving normally, following traffic rules, had their helmet and also all other things regarding traffic rules in place. There was Police Checkpost in the way..
The cop stopped both, inspected papers, license etc of cheenti (the Ant) and let her go then the COP took the license of Haathi(the elephant) he examined his license and then him, then again his license and then him. Though his license was authentic, still COP asked him to stay ..
Do you know why ???
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Message to make fool-Insult sms/ Scrap
To Live A Life We Need
Brains,
Reflexes,
Perception,
Luck,
IQ,
Knowledge,
Way
Of
Expression
And Many More Mental Qualities.
Hats Off To You!!!
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To Insult receiver of sms:Hindi/Urdu
Arz Kiya Hai: Madmast Hawayein Hai,
Mausam Bhi Hai Suhana
Bandar Bhi English Padh Raha Hai
Kya Educational Hai Zamana…
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A essay on poor family by a rich girl:Orkut funny scrap
Sent by UDAY..
Ek Ameer Ladki ko school
me garib parivar pe essay
likhne ko kaha gya.
essay me usne likha.
ik garib parivar tha.
pita garib,
maa garib,
bache garib (more…)
An insulting joke for sms in Hindi
Smile ho to rani jaisi,
Awaz ho to karina jaisi,
Eyes ho to aish jaisi,
Figure ho to urmila jaisi,
Lips ho to bipasha jaise,
Par muchhe ho to nathulal jaisi…
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Mere dadat ji-Aman Chaman jOke
Aman : Mere dadaji jab guzre toh mere liye ek karod rupaiye chod gaye
Chaman : Mere dadaji jab guzare toh mere liye sari dunia hi chod gaye..!!
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Mother Tounge
A son was filling up the form with Dad’s help. He came across a question, “Mother tongue”.
He asked his Dad, “What should I write here, Dad?”
And Dad responded, “Very long.”
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