Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi”
1:____ main insan nehi hoon.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagal hun.

Submitted by : Nabin Sunder Nayak

Biwi Wo Hai Jo Shadike 10-15 Saal Tok Tok Kar Aapki Saari Aadatein Badalti Rahe
Aur Uske Baad Khud Hi Kahe “AAP PEHLE JAISE NAHI RAHE…”

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Aman-Chaman: Doctor We get a heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take off the candle…
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Slogan written on a bald man’s T- shirt…

GOD MADE SOME PERFECT HEADS.

ON THE REST HE PUT HAIR

TO HIDE HIS MISTAKES.
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Three chimps escaped from zoo.
1 was caught watching tv.
Another playing football and the
Third one was caught reading this text message…
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