Jab kuch keh naa pao-Masti sms
Jab Kisiki Taraf Dil Jhukne Lage
Baat Aakar Zuban Tak Rukne Lage,
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Another Cool Insult message/sms
Not Every Flower Can Represent Love,
But Rose Did It.
Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst
But Cactus Did It.
Not Every Monkey Can Read Sms
But You Did It…
Remove the word Dog from sms
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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Now read without the word dog.
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Latest April Fool Shayari Scrap for Orkut
Muhabbat Mujhe bhi hai, Muhabbat Tujhe bhi hai,
Mujhe nahi koi Shubah ki teri muhabbat main koi kami bhi hai,
Jab tune hosh bhi naa sambhala tha,
Tab bhi uss mohabbat ka bolbala tha..
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An humor and insult sms: Funny Sms
You Are Genius,
Your Brain Is A Masterpiece.
It Is Divided In Two Parts,
Left And Right.
In The Left Nothing Is Right
And In Right Nothing Is Left…
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A funny, self boasting sms humor
What do I do when I see someone extremely goodlooking?
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I stare,
I smile and
when I get tired
I put the MIRROR down!!!
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An insult sms:Idli dosa aur chai
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the..
Train ruki,
Khidki khuli nazronse nazar mili aur
Aapne kaha
IDLI, DHOSA, WADE, GARAM GARM CHAAI CHAAI…
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Ek Joke-Internet Explorer wala Hindi song
Wo kaun sa hindi geet hai jisme “Internet Expolrer ka zikar kiya gaya?
Hint : The heroin also refers to herself as Internet Explorer
The Answer is … : Maine Pyar Kiya … and the Song Goes….
Aaja shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
Mausam ne li angda IE
Tu chal… Mai IE…!!
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Throw mobile into well.
Think well
Plan well
Do well
Sleep well
Play well
Laugh well
&
Throw your mobile also into well
because
your not Messaging me Well…..
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my wife can laugh(Humour)
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
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