Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate
the.

Salman Khan gaya-
Salman gayab,

Aamir
gaya-
Aamir gayab,

MALLIKA SHERAVAT gayi

Bhagwan
Gayab!!!

Dil me basi hai mohabbat teri
aankho me basi hai taswir teri
jabhi aati hai yaad teri
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I Heard A Joke So Funny!
He He He.
I Can’t Stop Laughing.
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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Funny Shayari

Tamaam baar koshish ki ek Shayari likhne,
Doston ko sunayen aur wah wahi lootle
Per aakhir haar hi maan gaye hum..
Shayari.com se shayari churayen aur logon ka mann jeet len !

Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal

वो मेरे पास आया,
दिल की मेरी धड्रकनों को बढ्राया,

और वो चूमने लगा
और वो चूमने लगा

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Someone Asked Me About Your Age,
Well I Said…………….
The Way You Dress-19,
Ur Skin-15,
The Way You Speak-20,
The Way You Walk-18
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This is my Leg…
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Why Do You Think I Sms You?
Is It Because
I Care For You Or
I Miss You Or
I Like You Or
I Need You?
NO!
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A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft. The
HR manager interviewed him, and then gave him a test, which was to clean the floor. After that the HR manager said “You are engaged, give me your e-mail address, and I’ll send you the application to fill, as well as
when you will start”.

The man replied, “I don’t have a computer, neither an email”.

“I’m sorry”, said the HR manager, “if you don’t have an email, that means
you do not exist. And he, who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job”.

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only
US$10 in his pocket. The man then decided to go to the supermarket and
bought a 10Kg tomato crate. He sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round.

In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated
the operation three times, and returned home with 60 US$. The man
realized that he could survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled and tripled day by day. (more…)