Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

God Granted Me One Wish.
I Asked For World Peace,
He Said Its IMpossible Please Ask For SoMething Else.
I Asked HiM To Make You Intelligent,
He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…

Girl’s Heart is Like Water,
Boy’s Heart is Like a Mobile…
Either Water falls on Mobile….
OR
Mobile falls in Water,
Nukshan Mobile Ki hi Lagti Hai…

Submitted by : Sanjib Dey

Humpe Sitam Na Kijiye,
Aisa Karam Na Kijiye,
Duniya To Behaya Hai,
Duniya Ka Gam Na Kijiye
Hum To Ek Hi Baat Kehte Hai,
Humko SMS Karna Band Na Kijiye…

Aapki Chal Mor Jaisi,
Aawaz Koyal Jaisi,
Dimag Lomdi Jaisa,
Gussa Sher Jaisa,
Aankhein Hiran Jaisi,
But Kitna Achha Hota Agar
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Ek baar fir sae all time famous pyar joke haazir hai!

Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Katte Katte
Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake,
Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye…

Yesterday Was An International Day For The Mentally Disabled.
Please Send An Encouraging Message To A Mentally Disabled Friend,
As I Have Done…

Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’

Feeling Bored?
Think Of Me.
Feeling Sad?
Call Me.
Feeling Lonely?
See Me.
Feeling Sleepy?
Dream Of Me.
Feeling Hungry?
Call Me First,
Don’t Go Alone…

Great People Talk About Ideas.
Average People Talk About Things.
Small People Talk About Other People,
And Legends Never Talk…
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To Live A Life We Need
Brains,
Reflexes,
Perception,
Luck,
IQ,
Knowledge,
Way
Of
Expression
And Many More Mental Qualities.
Hats Off To You!!!
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