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Osama bin Laden Chutkula (in Hindi - Urudu Language)

Osama bin Laden is very well known name throughout the world, its been many years but still every now and then he is in news. Even we have jokes about him, one few joke we are sharing with you, its in Hindi / urdu language and hope you will like it.

 

Osama’s Favourite Song:
Main Nikla, O Plane Leke,
O Newyourk Me, Ek Mod Aya,
Main Wtc Tod Aya,
Na Jane Kab Guzra Los Angeles Kab Washington Aya,
Main Pentagon Fod Aaya…

 

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Filed in Ethnic Jokes, Funny txt/SMS, JOKES, SMS / TEXT |

Optimizm of Soldiers - An Humor

Below we have a thought of someone about being optimistic. Now you have to read it and decide whether its a thought or a joke. Actually its fun to read it so its little funny.

 

Be OptiMistic Always.
See Height Of OptiMisM:
Solider-Sir We Are Surrounded!
ArMy Major-Excellent We Can Attack In Any Direction…

 

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Filed in Funny Scraps, Funny txt/SMS, JOKES, Misc. Jokes, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT |

Telling Lie can be life saving for some-English Funny Quote

Here goes a small message for you. Rather a small quotation about some people who lie, so here it goes, if you enjoy it then do send it your friends.

 

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Filed in Amazing Scraps, Husband Wife Jokes, JOKES, SMS / TEXT |

Begum kyun kehte hain-humor

Here is a joke for you, its in English and Hindi…. aka Hinglish, I hope you will enjoy it ! If you enjoy then you may want to send to your friends and family too and give them a laugh too.

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Filed in Husband Wife Jokes, JOKES |

Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART-a sms

A good way to tell you are important to someone. Just send this sms and show your importance. Tell them that remedy to all their problem is only you. You may send it to your friends or to your love, it can work on both the situation.

 

Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

Post Submitted by : DIXON

 

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Filed in Funny Scraps, Funny txt/SMS, Making People Fool SMSs, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT, Self Boasting |

I Love you Card-Valentines Day Greetings Cards

Now here we have valentines day Greeting ecard to say I love you. A beautiful way to express your love. A really beautiful way to say I love you through this beautiful greeting card. It has everything you need from heart to roses, just perfect way to express love on the perfect occasion of Valentines Day!

&nbps;

Valentines day Greeting cards

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Facebook / websites etc…

For Forums / community etc….

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Filed in General Pictures-Greetings, Love Glitters, Valentines Day Cards |

Days of Valentines Week-2010-Valentines Days List(Orkut Scrap)

Here it goes, Valentines day which is known for a day to express love is immensely popular worldwide. However, before valentines day, there is series of days those are made special like chocolate day, rose day etc.
Below someone sent us a list, it has some humor in it too. You may use it as orkut funny scrap to send on this valentines or post on facebook wall. Though days till 14th are ok, after that its all humor.

 

7 Feb Rose Day

8 Feb Propose Day

9 Feb Chocolate Day

10 Feb Teddy Day

11 Feb Promise Day

12 Feb Kiss Day
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Filed in JOKES, Love Flirt Jokes, Love Scraps, Orkut/Facebook |

Hum Tum-Tum Hum aur Mobile wale me dum-Fun sms

Below is small message specially meant for sms. You can send this sms to those who are not regular in sending sms. Just say this sms and make little taunt too but indirectly. Enjoy this little fun sms.

 

HuM HuM Hai,
TuM TuM Ho,
Na TuM KaM Ho
Na HuM KaM Hai,
To Kis Baat Ka GaM Hai,
SMS Bhejte Raho,
Tabhi To Lagega Ke
Mobile Wale Me DuM Hai…

 

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Filed in SMS / TEXT, Taunting SMS |

Cheenti Haathi-Elephant Ant New Joke

You may have heard about ELephant and Ant jokes. They tickle you to deep, sometimes such a humour that it shivers when imagining this wild imagination. Here we have another such Ant-Elephant joke for you. If you have some which we dont’ have then please submit to us so that we can show it to world.

 

Elephant Proposed An Ant ”I LUV U”
ANT:Hw Many Times I Have 2 Tel U

Its now allowed to have Inter”size” Marriages in our community.
Please forget about me !

 

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Filed in Cheenti-Haathi Jokes, JOKES |

English Insult sms

I Chased Love,
I Found Friendship,
I Chased Desires,
I Found Hopes,
I Chased Reality,
I Found DreaMs,
I Chased A Monkey
I Found You…

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Filed in Insult Jokes, Insult SMS, Insult-Leg Pulling Scraps, JOKES, Orkut/Facebook, SMS / TEXT |

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