Sms ‘n’ Shayari : Shayri,Songs Lyrics & Jokes

Osama bin Laden is very well known name throughout the world, its been many years but still every now and then he is in news. Even we have jokes about him, one few joke we are sharing with you, its in Hindi / urdu language and hope you will like it.

Osama’s Favourite Song:
Main Nikla, O Plane Leke,
O Newyourk Me, Ek Mod Aya,
Main Wtc Tod Aya,
Na Jane Kab Guzra Los Angeles Kab Washington Aya,
Main Pentagon Fod Aaya…

Below we have a thought of someone about being optimistic. Now you have to read it and decide whether its a thought or a joke. Actually its fun to read it so its little funny.

Be OptiMistic Always.
See Height Of OptiMisM:
Solider-Sir We Are Surrounded!
ArMy Major-Excellent We Can Attack In Any Direction…

Here goes a small message for you. Rather a small quotation about some people who lie, so here it goes, if you enjoy it then do send it your friends.

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Here is a joke for you, its in English and Hindi…. aka Hinglish, I hope you will enjoy it ! If you enjoy then you may want to send to your friends and family too and give them a laugh too.

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A good way to tell you are important to someone. Just send this sms and show your importance. Tell them that remedy to all their problem is only you. You may send it to your friends or to your love, it can work on both the situation.

Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

Post Submitted by : DIXON

Now here we have valentines day Greeting ecard to say I love you. A beautiful way to express your love. A really beautiful way to say I love you through this beautiful greeting card. It has everything you need from heart to roses, just perfect way to express love on the perfect occasion of Valentines Day!

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Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Facebook / websites etc…
<center><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnshayari.com/listings/valentines-day/" title="Valentines day greetings"><img src="http://s1.smsnshayari.com/valentines/Happy-valentine-day.gif" alt="Valentines Day Glitter" /></p> <p><strong>More Valentine’s Day Glitters & Messages</a></strong></center><br />

For Forums / community etc….
[url=http://www.smsnshayari.com/listings/valentines-day/][img]http://s1.smsnshayari.com/valentines/Happy-valentine-day.gif[/img][/url]

Here it goes, Valentines day which is known for a day to express love is immensely popular worldwide. However, before valentines day, there is series of days those are made special like chocolate day, rose day etc.
Below someone sent us a list, it has some humor in it too. You may use it as orkut funny scrap to send on this valentines or post on facebook wall. Though days till 14th are ok, after that its all humor.

7 Feb Rose Day

12 Feb Kiss Day
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Below is small message specially meant for sms. You can send this sms to those who are not regular in sending sms. Just say this sms and make little taunt too but indirectly. Enjoy this little fun sms.

HuM HuM Hai,
TuM TuM Ho,
Na TuM KaM Ho
Na HuM KaM Hai,
To Kis Baat Ka GaM Hai,
SMS Bhejte Raho,
Tabhi To Lagega Ke
Mobile Wale Me DuM Hai…

You may have heard about ELephant and Ant jokes. They tickle you to deep, sometimes such a humour that it shivers when imagining this wild imagination. Here we have another such Ant-Elephant joke for you. If you have some which we dont’ have then please submit to us so that we can show it to world.

Elephant Proposed An Ant ”I LUV U”
ANT:Hw Many Times I Have 2 Tel U

Its now allowed to have Inter”size” Marriages in our community.
Please forget about me !

I Chased Love,
I Found Friendship,
I Chased Desires,
I Found Hopes,
I Chased Reality,
I Found DreaMs,
I Chased A Monkey
I Found You…