The License of Haathi-English ant & elephant joke
Another Haathi cheenti Joke from smsnshayari.com 
Once Haathi and Cheenti were riding on their motor bikes, they were driving normally, following traffic rules, had their helmet and also all other things regarding traffic rules in place. There was Police Checkpost in the way..
The cop stopped both, inspected papers, license etc of cheenti (the Ant) and let her go then the COP took the license of Haathi(the elephant) he examined his license and then him, then again his license and then him. Though his license was authentic, still COP asked him to stay ..
Do you know why ???
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Hindi jokes sms-Tajmahal aur Shahjahan
Shahjahan Ne Tajmahal Ki Har Minaroko Dekha,
Har Khidki Ko Dekha, Har Diwaroko Dekha,
Aur Bola
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Devdas in Beer Bar(Hindi sms joke)
Aaj Didar,
Kal Yaar,
Parso Pyar,
Phir Ikrar,
Phir Intezar,
Phir Takrar,
Phir Darar, (more…)
Kidi ne macchhar se shadi ki (an Hindi joke)
Ek kidine macharse shadiki,
Thode din ke baadkidi widhwa hogayi,
Dusri kidine pucha kya hua,
Kidine kaha galti se good night jala di…
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Ghalatfehmi mein-Ek mazedaar vyanga(Sent by Omprakash Surya)
ramesh:yaar tera pair kaise tuta ?
chaman:yaar galat fahmi ke karan
ramesh:kya galat fagmi?
chaman:yaar mai byke se jaa raha tha pahla mod aaya maine gadi mod di dusra mod
aaya maine gadi mod di yaar tisra mod aaya hi nahi aur maine gadi mod di…
Sent by : Omprakash Surya
Tag:[tag]sms, text, chutkula, vyanga, user submitted[/tag]
Miss call karna hai:Mobile hai kya?
Ek bacha paida Hote hi nurse se bola Mobile hai kya?
..Nurse: Lekin karega kya?
..Bacha: Kuch nahi bass woh GOD ko miss call karni hai k main pohanch gaya hoon.
Sent by : Mustaq
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Sabhi upar jate hain (Hasya vyanga)
Bazigar : Dekhiye sahebaan, mai minaar se chalaag lagaunga aur neeche nahi aaunga..
Ek darshak : Yeh koyi bath nahi hai. Minar se chalang laganewala her vyakti upper hi seeda jaata hai..!!
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Aman Chaman aur aam ka ped
Aman : yeh batao ki aam ke ped ki kya nishani hoti hai.
Chaman : Bahut easy hai … Aam ke ped per Aam lage hote hai..
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Aman asking his son.. (Aman Chaman Joke)
Aman to his son.. : Aaj prashna patra kaisa tha..
Son : Ji gulabi rang ka… kali siyahi se chapa tha..!!
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Ek chutkula Naukar Malik ka
Malik naukar se : Tu bahut bada gadha hai
Naukar : Nahi huzur…!! Bade toh aap hai, Mai toh chota hu..!!
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