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Sharing some nice jokes about facebook

Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”

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After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status

Now few more humorous Question and Answers for Facebook :

Question: What happened after three Duke football players were kicked off the team for gun possession?
Answer: Gilbert Arenas sent them Facebook friend requests!

Question: Why should you create a Facebook Account with the name “Nobody”?
Answer: Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say “Nobody Likes This!”

Question: What happened when Dick Cheney tried to reach a younger demographic?
Answer: He shot Facebook in the face, while hunting for Twitter. Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo Til’ I Google all over your Facebook.

Question: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called?
Answer: They will call it “My Twit Face.”

Question: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend?
Answer: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

Question: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day?
Answer: Twitterers were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Facebook!

Question: If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace?
Answer: A trailer park!

Question: What did the twitterer say before committing suicide?
Answer: My Facebook can remarry!

Question: Why did Atlanta Falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka post bail after getting into an altercation with his wife over facebook activity?
Answer: Because he was afraid of going to jail and really being poked!

Question: Why shouldn’t you pay for a Classmates.com membership?
Answer: Because Myspace and Facebook are free!

Question: How do you know if your Fortune 500 CEO is a pedophile?
Answer: He has a facebook account!

Question: What happened after Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, lost her crown due to racy pics being leaked from her Facebook Account?
Answer: Amy Polumbo received a million friend requests!

Question: How did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant?
Answer: By sending her a friend request on Facebook!

Question: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines?
Answer: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request!

Question: What happened after the “Spam King” was charged with hacking in 500,000 facebook accounts and sending 27 millon unwanted messages?
Answer: He was convicted and sentenced 4 years of hard labor on Farmville!

Question: Why is Germany threatening Facebook with legal action over its facial recognition software?
Answer: They say it fails to identify which faces are Jewish!

Question: Why is Facebook like Jail?
Answer: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!

Question: Why is Facebook a great site for loners?
Answer: Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

Question: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?
Answer: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there’s anything good in it!

Question: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless?
Answer: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis!

Question: In addition to the social networking site Facebook where else can you find Mafia members?
Answer: “Controlling all the trash hauling in Second Life”